Literature
Boy-Who-Lived (Parody)
It's eight o'clock on a Monday morn.
The Hogwarts crowd has a rend.
There's an old man watching over them,
And he once was sort of Harry's friend.
He thinks, "Son, you can save us from Voldemort.
I'm not really sure how to win,
But it's you that he's marked, and I knew from the start
That you would grow up to best him."
La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
We're so glad that you're the Boy-Who-Lived.
We're so glad you survived.
For, we're all in the mood for peace now and
Can't have fun 'til You-Know-Who's died.
Now Ron's supposed to be a friend of his.
He's one of the three of light,
And he hates more Malfoy than any othe